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Why can’t our politicians do this?

http://www.realzionistnews.com/?p=401
PRIME MINISTER VLADIMIR PUTIN WILL NOT TOLERATE that which he deems will undermine the “moral foundations” of Russian society. For on May 16, 2009, the latest attempt to hold a Gay Pride Parade in Moscow was over before it began.

Moscow police broke up a crowd of gay activists preparing to protest, arresting at least 24 of them, including the event’s organizers, of whom, some were outside agitators from Europe. The activists had gathered in front of Moscow State University in the south-western part of the city. ..
Moscow Mayor, Yuri Luzhkov, branded gay parades as “Satanic” and vowed that they would never be permitted in the capital. The Russian Orthodox Church has also vowed to halt any attempt to hold a march in support of gay rights in Russia.

The mayor, reflecting Putin’s view on same-sex marriages, was quoted by the ITAR-Tass news agency as saying: “Gay pride events destroy the moral foundations of our society.”

Luzhkov promised to continue banning Gay Parades, declaring, “We will ban the propagation of the views of sexual minorities because they are a major factor of the distribution of HIV and AIDS. Some home-brewed democrats may consider that sexual minorities can be the main indicator and symbol of democracy, but we will forbid further dissemination of this erroneous idea.”

IN KEEPING WITH THE MAYOR’S BAN, a Russian lesbian couple was denied their request to marry in Moscow on May 12, 2009. The authorities refused to issue the couple a marriage license, saying that the Russian Family Code does not allow those of the same sex to be married. View Entire Story Here, Here & Here.

At a press conference held at the Kremlin, Putin was asked to comment on the remark by the Moscow mayor that Gay Pride parades were a “satanic act.” Putin answered with a tongue & cheek response which resulted in the packed Kremlin auditorium exploding in laughter and applause:
“My approach to gay parades and sexual minorities is very simple. It is directly linked to my responsibilities. One of the key problems of our country is demographics. We want our nation to grow!”

The man makes sense.
Prime Minister Putin simply stated that there would be no gay marriage; he did not say that they can’t have relationships.

Thought-provoking opinion, what do you think?

Here’s a quote from an article:
“Here’s an example from personal experience. I came of age in the mid-70s, in the Bible Belt, in a family rooted in that old-time Southern Baptist religion. This was the era when the TV preachers — Jim Bakker, Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, Jimmy Swaggart, and others — first began flooding the late-night airwaves. These televangelists, just beginning the fusion of religion and nationalism noted above, were widely, almost universally, regarded by the good, God-fearing, church-going grownups of my acquaintance as extremely marginal, even comical figures, of little note and little worth.

Yet in just a few years’ time, many of these figures, and others like them, would be trooping to the White House to be courted and honored; they were commanding vast media networks, college campuses and commercial empires. One of them, Robertson, even ran for president. They had become an integral and important part of the nation’s power structure, pushing “hot button” issues, almost always related to sex — homosexuality, abortion — and “traditional values” (e.g., submission to authority: biblical authority, corporate authority, military authority, male authority, etc.). They constructed a false history of a paradisiacal past that had been “stolen” from “real” Americans by liberals, feminists, unions, queers, darkies, commies, college professors, Mexicans, etc. etc. And all the while, the elite interests who helped bankroll and magnify these marginal movements into national juggernauts were in fact beggaring the believers themselves, destroying their communities — indeed, their “traditional values,” their family and social networks, and their quality of life — by gutting their towns and cities, driving family farmers from their land, sending tens of millions of jobs to near-slave labor overseas, befouling the environment, degrading public amenities and vital infrastructure, relentlessly restricting legal recourse against corporate predation and depredation, and corrupting the democratic process to send a steady stream of spineless hacks and whores to Washington to perpetuate the bipartisan corporate-militarist agenda.”

-Does he have a point? Are people that easily manipulated?

Full article:http://atlanticfreepress.com/news/1/13470-chris-floyd-extreme-measures-arming-the-zealotocracy-serving-the-elite.html

Why can’t I understand this?

I posted this in answer to a question and it was in violation?

Here are the problems with illegal aliens, we have the problem of our government not enforcing the laws against illegal aliens.

Americans Working to Stop Illegal Immigration
Get the Facts about Illegal Immigration
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Problems With Illegal Immigration

While illegal alien and amnesty supporters state complaints from Americans about illegal immigration are some form of racism, there are many very real problems associated with illegal immigration.

We asked a focus groups of citizen activists who are engaged in the struggle to have America’s borders secured and existing immigration laws enforced to tell us the different reasons Americans are alarmed about illegal immigration.

Please review this list. More details will be added to each subject in the future. Please contact us if you have an addition for this list of problems caused by illegal immigration.

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Anchor Babies: Birthright Citizenship Exploited
Anti-American Attitudes
Anti-Semitic Attitudes
Attacks on Border Patrol and Law Enforcement agents
Attacks on Free Speech in America
Animal Abuse Increases
Census Numbers: Negative Impact on Congressional Representation
Civil rights: Devalued by comparison to illegal actions
Child Endangerment
Child Molestation
Closed and Overcrowded Hospitals and Emergency Rooms
Cost of Translators
Consulates issuing Matricular Cards (ID Mexico won’t even accept)
Day Laborers loitering and creating public hazards
Depreciated Wages for Americans and Legal Immigrants
Deterioration of Common American Culture
Desecration of the American Flag: Foreign Flags used aggressively
Disrespect for American Laws
Document Fraud
Drunk driving injuries and deaths: Hit and Runs
Ethnic Cleansing and Race Riots
Farm animals with in city limits
Food Poisoning
Foreign Influence on US Politics
Gangs, Graffiti, Drugs, Cartels, Smugglers, and Violence
Gang Rape and unreported rapes
High Birth Rates and Overpopulation
Human Sex Slavery
Identity Theft
Increased Crime
Increased Taxes for Americans
Increased pressures on infrastructure (roads, traffic, water, sewer)
Infectious Diseases
Lost American Jobs
Lost American Sovereignty
Lost Self Governance of American citizens Vs. Globalism and Elitism
Male Chauvinism: Gender inequality
Not Speaking English, loss of common language, Press 1 for English
Overcrowded Schools and Negative Impact on American Education
Overcrowded single family homes
Overcrowded Jails and Prisons
Public Sanitation Loss: Trash and human waste in towns
Racist Groups and Race Based Politics
Remittances: Billions of dollars sent out of the US Economy
Rule of Law: Fundamental principles of America sacrificed.
Separatist Movements: Demands for autonomy
Smear Campaigns and Lies: Dirty Politics
Stolen American Taxpayer Resources: Tuition, Welfare, Licenses
Taking limited seats in colleges at taxpayer expense
Tax payer funds going to special interest groups (example) “LaRaza”
Terrorism Threats and Loss of national security
Trash and Negative Impact on Environment at border
Unfair to Legal Immigrants
Unfair Business Competition for law abiding companies
Unlicensed and Uninsured Motorists
Untaxed Wages
Voter Fraud

www.endillegalimmigration.com

And I quote Y/A answers;

In Yahoo! Answers you may not demean or insult others, or post tirades directed towards persons or groups.

Since when is pointing out the FACTS and TELLING the TRUTH in violation of ANYTHING. It is obvious that there are people here who do not want you to KNOW the truth and will do anything to stop you from seeing it.

Do you think Y/A answers is as big a JOKE as I do?

Quick Survey!! answer as many as u can plz!!!?

The Basics
1. First name
2. Age
3. Gender
4. Happy with it?
5. The current time is?
6. Eye color
7. Happy with it?
8. If not, what would you change it to?
9. Hair color
10. Happy with it?
11. If not, what would you change it to?
12. Hair length
13. Hair style
14. Have you ever dyed your hair?
15. What color?
16. Do you dye your hair frequently?
17. Has it ever gotten damaged?
18. Are you clean-shaven?
19. What’s your body type?
20. Are your fingers long and slender, short and fat, or somewhere in between?
21. Thin or full lips?
22. Thin hair, thick hair, or somewhere in between?
23. Have you ever had lice?
24. How old were you?
25. Nicknames
26. Happy with them?
27. Aliases
28. What made you choose them?
29. If you were born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be?
30. Think of the situation above. What would you want your name to be?
31. If you had a choice, would you drop your last name?
32. What heritage does your first name imply?
33. Middle name
34. Last name
35. Place of birth
36. Date of birth
37. Nationality
38. Were you named after anyone?
39. Who?
40. What side of the family does your name come from?
41. Did your parents immigrate?
42. How about your grandparents?
43. Your great grandparents?
44. Farther back into your family?
45. Where did they emigrate from?
46. Where did they immigrate to?
47. Skin color
48. What’s your facial structure like?
49. Height
50. Happy with it?
51. Weight
52. Happy with it?
53. How old are your parents?
54. What’s your father’s name?
55. Your mother’s?
56. Do you have any siblings?
57. How old are they?
58. What are their names?
59. Do you get along with your family?
60. Do you wish they were different?
61. Were you ever abused by any member of your family?
62. Were you ever betrayed by a member of your family?
63. Did your family ever disown any other member of your family?
64. If so, why?
65. Who do you get along with most?
Favorites
66. Color
67. Month
68. Year
69. Decade
70. Century
71. Millennium
72. Animal
73. Movie
74. Book
75. River
76. Lake
77. Ocean
78. Country
79. City
80. State
81. Province
82. Place to go in your neighborhood
83. Person
84. Relative
85. Pet
86. Actor
87. Actress
88. Celebrity
89. Musician
90. Singer
91. Band
92. Movie genre
93. Book genre
94. Play genre
95. Play
96. Musical
97. Poem
98. Writer
99. Song
100. Sport
101. Drink
102. Food
103. Brand of cereal
104. Candy bar
105. Disney princess
106. Disney prince
107. Disney villain
108. Disney character
109. CD
110. Director
111. Videogame
112. Computer game
113. Game
114. Board game
115. Word game
116. Clothing style
117. Truth or dare question
118. Fairy tale
119. Lullaby
120. Holiday
121. Mythological creature
122. Miscellaneous item
123. Storybook character
124. Movie character
125. Play character
126. Musical character
127. College
128. Football team
129. Soccer team
130. Tennis player
131. Hockey team
132. Basketball team
133. Baseball team
134. Swimmer
135. Track star
136. Vegetable
137. Fruit
138. Toothpaste brand
139. Type of computer
140. Medication
141. Poison
142. Type of sword
143. Type of gun
144. Planet
145. Space feature
146. Breed of cat
147. Dog
148. Spider
149. Fish
150. Penguin
151. Species of crustacean
152. Arachnid
153. Insect
154. Pair of socks
155. Scooby-Doo character
156. Spongebob Squarepants character
157. Quote
158. Adage
159. President
160. Astrological sign
161. Chinese zodiac sign
162. Number
163. Short story
164. Word
165. Definition
166. Time period
167. Dictionary brand
168. Series of books
169. Publishing company
170. Illustrator
171. Artist
172. Childhood story
173. Childhood memory
174. Facial expression
175. Serial killer
176. Medieval torture device
177. Instrument
178. Brand of chocolate
179. Candy
180. Brand of candy
181. Time of day
182. Codename Amour and Adori use
183. Letter
184. Inside joke
185. Joke
186. Scent
187. Onomatopoeia
188. Alliteration
Dislikes
189. Least favorite color
190. Animal
191. Number
192. President
193. Actor
194. Actress
195. Director
196. Celebrity
197. Artist
198. Illustrator
199. Poet
200. Writer
201. Band
202. Musician
203. Singer
204. Food
205. Fruit
206. Vegetable
207. Candy
208. Candy bar
209. Brand of chocolate
210. Skittles flavor
211. Month
212. Year
213. Decade
214. Century
215. Millennium
216. Era
217. Time period
218. Battle of the Civil War
219. War
220. Battle of WWII
221. Battle of American Revolution
222. Genius
223. Genus of plant
224. Flower
225. Tree
226. Hair color
227. Eye color
228. Fairy tale
229. Disney princess
230. Disney villain
231. Disney prince
232. Movie character
233. Play character
234. Book character
235. Musical character
236. Play
237. Musical
238. Person
239. Brand of cereal
240. Brand of battery
241. Mental illness
242. Medication
243. Serial killer
244. Poison
245. Type of sword
246. Type of gun
247. Toothpaste brand
248. Scent
249. Taste
250. Sound
251. Sexual position
252. Article of clothing
The Ideal Mate
253. Hair color
254. Hair length
255. Hair style
256. Eye color
257. Skin color
258. Any makeup?
259. Clothing style
260. Shy or outgoing?
261. Happy or depressed?
262. Funny or serious?
263. Abusive or kind?
264. Respectful or perverted?
265. Completely describe their personality
266. Ideal height
267. Ideal weight
268. Body type
269. Completely describe their appearances
270. This is another space if you need it
271. Cup size or condom size
272. Masochistic or sadistic?
273. Conformist or nonconformist?
274. Artistic or athletic?
275. Intellectual or unintelligent?
276. Complex or simple?
277. What would their hobbies be?
278. Interests?
279. Obsessions
280. Would they hug you often?
281. Kiss you often?
282. Would they frequently tell you that they loved you?
283. Have you already found your ideal mate?
284. Or as close as someone can get?
285. Would you have sex often, never, or sometimes?
286. Are you in love?
287. What will you do together?
288. Your ideal date
289. Your ideal wedding
290. How many kids?
291. What will their names be?
292. What do you think they would look like?
293. Will you even have kids?
294. If not, why?
295. Will you even get married?
296. If no, why?
297. Are you taken or single?
What Do You Think Of…
298. Ugly people?
299. Pretty people?
300. Bald people?
301. Scrawny African children?
302. Religion?
303. Politics?
304. Abortion?
305. Church?
306. Separation of church and state?
307. Blondes?
308. Brunettes?
309. Redheads?
310. Mainstream rock?
311. Abercrombie?
312. Pop music?
313. Classic rock?
314. Role-playing?
315. Emo music?
316. Ignorance?
317. Stupidity?
318. Mental retardation?
319. Friends?
320. Disrespect?
321. Immaturity?
322. Republicans?
323. Democrats?
324. George W. Bush?
325. Your mom?
326. This survey?
327. Painted walls?
328. Drugs?
329. Alcohol?
330. Prostitution?
331. Premarital sex?
332. Teenage sex?
333. People?
334. Your classmates?
335. Your co-workers?
336. Your school?
337. Your family?
338. My family?
339. Your mental health?
340. My mental health?
341. Falling asleep holding a stuffed animal?
342. Your life?
343. My life?
344. The color green?
345. Pickles?
346. Food?
347. Electricity?
348. Niagara falls?
349. Cataracts?
350. Bridges?
351. Braces?
352. Dictionaries?
353. Television?
354. Fairy tales?
355. Hollywood?
356. MTV?
357. What are you feeling?
358. Smelling?
359. Seeing?
360. Hearing?
361. Doing?
362. Who are you talking to online?
363. On the phone?
364. What room of the house are you in?
365. Bored?
366. Do you look nice?
367. What are you wearing?
368. Are you eating anything?
369. Drinking anything?
370. What’s your heart rate?
371. BMI?
372. What brand of shoes are you wearing?
373. What are you wishing for?
374. What are you worried about?
375. Sad about?
376. Happy about?
377. Angry about?
378. Serious about?
379. Laughing about?
380. Talking about?
381. Typing about?
Friends
382. Who are your friends?
383. Your best friends?
384. Who do you hang out with most?
385. Who do you treat the best?
386. Who treats you the best?
387. Do you even have friends?
388. If so, why are you taking this survey?
389. Who’s the funny one?
390. The smart one?
391. The depressed one?
392. The punk?
393. The goth?
394. The prep?
395. The jock?
396. The outcast?
397. The stupid one?
398. The one who you think will kill someone one day?
399. The annoying one?
400. The hyper one?
401. The oblivious one?
402. The romantic?
403. The pervert?
404. The content one?
405. The liar?
406. The cheapskate?
407. The ominous one?
408. The disrespectful one?
409. The abusive one?
410. The hot one?
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411. The ugly one?
412. The one that hates you?
413. The one that hates you, but hangs out with you anyway?
414. The back-up one?
415. The fighter?
416. The lover?
417. The hippie?
418. The druggie?
419. The alcoholic?
420. The one that’s recovering?
421. The one that’s in jail?
422. The one that is most likely to be in jail?
423. The one that’s going to be executed?
424. The most likely to be murdered?
425. The most likely to be committed to a mental hospital?
426. The most likely to stay there forever?
427. The normal one?
428. The conformist?
429. The nonconformist?
430. The masochistic one?
431. The sadistic one?
432. The weird one?
433. The musical one?
434. The artistic one?
435. The perfect one?
436. The literary genius?
437. The fugitive?
438. The juvenile delinquent?
439. The Jewish one?
440. The Christian one?
441. The Buddhist one?
442. The Muslim one?
443. The Hindu one?
444. The Catholic one?
445. The Wiccan one?
446. The atheist?
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447. The agnostic?
448. The cutter?
449. The anorexic one?
450. The bulimic one?
451. The skinny one?
452. The thin one?
453. The fat one?
454. The obese one?
455. The Satanic one?
Have You Ever
456. Gone on a cruise?
457. Beaten someone up?
458. Been beaten up?
459. Bullied someone?
460. Been bullied?
461. Attempted suicide?
462. Attempted murder?
463. Nearly died?
464. Broken the law?
465. Stolen something?
466. Had an abortion?
467. Known the president?
468. Had an affair with the president?
469. Met a famous person?
470. Gotten drunk?
471. Gotten high?
472. Had masochistic sex?
473. Had an affair?
474. Been out of the country?
475. Out of state?
476. Out of your town?
477. Written a poem?
478. A story?
479. A novel?
480. A song?
481. Gotten published?
482. Written a love poem?
483. Story?
484. Novel?
485. Song?
486. Said that you hated the world?
487. Finished school?
488. Flunked a grade?
489. Flunked a test?
490. Flunked a subject?
491. Read a book for enjoyment?
492. Bungee jumped?
493. Skydived?
494. Danced?
495. Been to a dance?
496. Scuba dived?
497. Broken a bone?
498. Gotten a nose bleed?
499. Had an orgasm?
500. Suffered from psychosis?
501. Wished you could get away with something?
502. Thought of killing someone?
503. Thought of killing yourself?
504. Saved someone’s life?
505. Saved your own?
506. Gone to the beach?
507. Gone fishing?
508. Gone to an island?
509. Died in a dream?
510. Had a dream that came true?
511. Kissed someone in the rain?
512. Gotten pregnant?
513. Eaten calamari?
514. Lobster?
515. Helped anybody during the holidays?
516. Helped a stranger?
517. Kissed a stranger?
518. Hugged a stranger?
519. Had sex with a stranger?
520. Found a lost wallet?
521. Felt bad about not returning it?
522. Been in a car accident?
523. Caused a car accident?
524. Driven over 100 mph?
525. Been caught driving over 100 mph?526. Bitten someone?
527. Been bitten by someone?
Can You
528. Kiss your elbow?
529. Touch your nose with your tongue?
530. Stick your fist in your mouth?
540. Swim?
541. Draw well?
542. Sing well?
543. Write well?
544. Eat a box of chocolates in an hour?
545. Eat an entire package of Oreos in a half an hour?
546. Without milk?
547. Predict the future?
Would You Ever
548. Sacrifice everything for a friend?
549. A lover?
550. Give your life for a friend?
551. A lover?
552. Give your life to save a stranger’s?
553. Post yourself having sex up on the Internet?
554. Sell yourself?
555. Have cyber sex?
556. Real sex?
557. With who?
558. Lie to a friend?
559. Lie to your parents?
560. Lie to a lover?
561. Steal from your parents?
562. Hug them in public?
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563. Blow up your house?
564. Abuse someone?
565. Use someone?
566. Recommend this survey to a friend?
Would You Ever Be
567. A fireman?
568. Policeman?
569. Serial killer?
570. Doctor?
571. Surgeon?
572. Prostitute?
573. Playboy model?
574. Writer?
575. Artist?
576. Musician?
577. Assassin?
578. Ninja?
579. Soldier?
580. President?
581. Darth Vader?
582. Pilot?
583. Mortician?
577. Assassin?
578. Ninja?
579. Soldier?
580. President?
581. Darth Vader?
582. Pilot?
583. Mortician?
584. Forensic scientist?
585. Detective?
586. Lawyer?
587. Drug-dealer?
588. Pirate?
589. Box-carrier?
590. Store clerk?
591. Banker?
592. Criminal?
593. Target?
594. Professional wrestler?
595. Tennis player?
596. Rapper?
597. Country singer?
598. Pop star?
599. Actor?
600. Plastic surgeon?
Why?
601. Is the sky blue?
602. Is the world round?
603. Is the world unfair?
604. Are most people selfish?
605. Impolite?
606. Disrespectful?
607. Conforming?
608. Are there religions?
609. Theories?
610. Opinions?
611. Are humans so intelligent?
612. Do we need air?
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613. Do we age?
614. Do we die?
615. Can’t pigs fly?
616. Is there cheddar cheese in the world?
617. Swiss?
618. American?
619. Are you taking this?
When Was The Last Time
620. You brushed your teeth?
621. Took a shower?
622. Ate?
623. Drank?
624. Drank an alcoholic beverage?
625. Took a pill?
626. Smoked?
629. Had sex?
630. Dyed your hair?
631. Hurt someone physically?
632. Hurt someone emotionally?
633. Did your homework?
634. Hung out with your friends?
635. Got drunk?
636. Got high?
637. Said: bye, text me?
638. Took a survey?
639. Won a contest?
640. Went out on a date?
641. Had a strong sexual drive?
Word Association
642. Bed
643. Curtains
644. Lights
645. Music
646. Candles
647. Closet
648. Door
649. Window
650. Onomatopoeia
651. Dog
652. Cat
653. Egypt
654. Corey
655. Mirror
656. Case
657. Cage
658. Cave
659. Nutella
660. Bird
661. Bear
662. Death
5 months ago

663. Life
664. White
665. Black
666. Personality
667. Pickle
668. Dilemma
669. Love
670. Liberal
671. Conservative
672. Ball
673. Moderate
674. Inept
Odd Questions
675. What color is the bottom of your tongue?
676. Your foot?
677. Do you have any medical problems concerning feet?
678. Do you secretly fantasize about George W. Bush?
679. Do you chew on your homework?
680. Pencils?
681. Do you read the dictionary?
682. Encyclopedia?
683. Atlas?
684. Road map?
685. Do you memorize random facts?
686. Do you stalk anyone?
687. Does anyone stalk you?
688. Do you cut the grass with a pair of scissors?
689. Do you dust your lawn?
690. Do you collect dust?
691. Why does lint accumulate in belly buttons?
692. Have you ever thought of becoming a prostitute?
693. Do you wish prostitution was legal?
694. Do you use lotion on your feet?
695. Do you have problems with Canadians?
696. Mexicans?
697. Americans?
698. The French?
699. The English?
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700. Have you ever played a kazoo?
701. Have you ever shot someone?
702. Something?
703. How many pairs of underwear do you own?
704. Jeans?
705. What ring size are you?
706. Belt size?
707. Have you ever gotten anything amputated?
708. Do you have a calendar from 2001 hanging in your room?
709. Do you eat a lot?
710. Do you get excited over cameras?
711. Do you have a strange obsession with pickles?
712. Poison?
713. Knives?
714. Cheese?
715. Penguins?
716. Bald people?
717. Scrawny African children?
718. Midgets?
719. Pirates?
720. Corny jokes?
721. Are you a virgin?
722. Are you a hermaphrodite?
723. Do you tie string to your teeth?
724. Do you bite yourself?
725. Cut yourself?
726. Do you get cold sores often?
727. Do you have a cold right now?
728. Do you suffer from chronic migraines?
729. Do you like to touch sharp objects?
730. Do you have a twitching problem?
731. Are you homicidal?
732. What do you do on the computer?
5 months ago

733. Anything your parents should know about?
734. Are you happy with your life?
735. Is everybody else happy with your life?
736. Do you like 100% white grape juice?
737. Do you honestly believe that trees are, in fact, green?
738. How big is the universe?
739. What’s the logic behind your answer?
740. How many hours of sleep do you get every night?
741. What do you dream about?
742. Anything your parents should know about?
743. Do you fall for Internet advertisements?
744. Do you enjoy bungee jumping?
745. Do you have AIM?
746. MSN?
747. YIM?
748. A Neopets account?
749. A Vampirefreaks account?
750. A Quizilla account?
751. A Bzoink account?
752. Do you watch bugs crawl on the floor?
753. Do you follow the bugs that crawl on the floor?
754. Do you get attacked by ladybugs?
755. Are you scared of everything that breathes?
756. Doesn’t breathe?
757. Are you scared of anything at all?
758. What?
759. Which cardinal direction do you like best?
5 months ago

760. Are you aware that a cardinal direction is not a reference to a red bird?
761. Do you have a life?
762. Do you have a microphone on your computer?
763. A webcam?
764. A scanner?
765. A printer?
766. A cordless mouse?
767. Does your mouse light up?
768. Are you scared of mice?
769. What kind of computer do you have?
770. Were you ever physically abused?
771. Verbally?
772. Sexually?
773. Do you wish you were a fish?
774. A cat?
775. A dog?
776. Do you have a cell phone?
777. What kind is it?
778. Do you weasel out of things?
779. Do your teachers like you?
780. Do your parents like you?
781. Do your siblings like you?
782. Does karma, if it exists, love you?
783. Did you have a tail when you were born?
784. Do you enjoy school?
785. Do you sleep under or over the covers?
786. Do you sleep in a bed?
787. Do you catch yourself floating at times?
788. Are you a packrat?
789. Do you know HTML or CSS?
5 months ago

790. Do you find yourself chewing on anything your fingers have touched?
791. Do you shy away from social situations?
792. Are you obsessed with shiny things?
793. Are you at least attracted to them?
794. Do you know what you’re going to get for the holidays?
795. Do you smash guitars or any other type of instrument?
796. Do you label other people?
797. Are you proud?
798. Do you like scrambled eggs?
How Bad Can I Make You Look?
799. Do you wash your hands frequently?
800. Do you wet the bed?
801. What age did you stop?
802. Is that age older than you are now?
803. Do you lie a lot?
804. Do you forget to brush your teeth frequently?
805. Brush your hair?
806. Do you use deodorant?
807. Do you masturbate?
808. How often?
809. Are you an alcoholic?
810. A druggie?
811. Do you drink illegally?
812. Do you wear underwear?
813. Do you change your underwear frequently?
814. Are you a coward?
815. A loser?
816. An idiot?
817. Do you chat speak?
5 months ago

818. Are you a bad friend?
819. Are you untrustworthy?
820. Unreliable?
821. Do you pick your nose?
822. Are you imperfect?
823. Do you think you are perfect?
824. Ugly?
825. Do you have bad hair?
826. A big nose?
827. Are you shallow?
828. Greedy?
829. Do you tell people you love them just to get what you want?
830. Do you have any talents?
831. Do you burp often?
832. Are you good at it?
833. Are you impolite?
834. Disrespectful?
835. Sadistic?
836. Are you a pansy?
837. Are you a conformist?
838. Do you buy your non-conformist clothing at Hot Topic like all of your non-conformist friends?
839. Do you feel that every band you used to like before they became successful has sold out?
840. Are you a fan of George W. Bush?
841. Do you have buck teeth?
842. Acne?
843. Mental illnesses?
844. Are you fake?
845. Do you wear makeup, a push-up bra, lifts in your shoes or dye your hair?
846. If yes, do you want to reconsider your answer to 844?
847. Does your breath smell?
848. Do you have a strong body odor?
849. Does the amount of perfume or cologne your wear constitute a strong body odor?
850. Do you have bad teeth?
851. Are the good teeth you have technically ‘your’ teeth?
852. Do you have a bull ring through your nose?
853. Are you overweight?
854. Are you lying?
855. Do you realize that there is a difference between an ‘athletic’ body build and slightly overweight?
856. Are you anorexic?
857. Bulimic?
858. Do you have a piercing in an inappropriate spot on your body?
859. Would your parents say that you have a piercing in an inappropriate spot on your body?
860. Do you have a tattoo on your lower back right above your waistline?
861. Is it a tribal design, butterfly or oriental symbol?
862. If yes, do you want to reconsider your answer to 837?
863. Do you have a tattoo in an inappropriate spot on your body?
864. Is it in a spot that is going to sag in 15 years?
865. Are you a wannabe?
866. Do you get bad grades?
867. What’s your IQ level?
868. Are you a bad guesser?
869. Are you slow?
870. Do you just not realize that you are slow?
871. Are you bad at reading people?
872. Are you too nice for your own good?
873. Do you have a lot of friends?
874. Do your ‘friends’ agree with you?
875. Do you give in easily?
876. Are you stubborn?
877. Did you give the same answer for 875 and 876?
878. If so, do you want to reconsider your answer to 869?
879. Are you annoying?
880. Do you enjoy talking about gross, disturbing things?
881. Are you a necrophilliac?
882. Are you incestual?
883. Is your room messy?
884. Do you make fun of other people?
885. Do you respect your body?
886. Are you arrogant?
887. Do you have low self-esteem?
888. Are you unique?
889. Are your hands clammy?
890. Are you short?
891. Are you freakishly tall?
892. Do you like Simple Plan?
Beliefs
893. Do you believe in God?
894. Do you believe in magic?
895. True love?
5 months ago

896. Heaven?
897. Hell?
898. Satan?
899. The Lord and Lady?
900. The Goddess?
901. The Greek Gods or Goddesses?
902. The Pagan Gods or Goddesses?
903. Are you an atheist?
904. Agnostic?
905. Do you believe in fairies?
906. Dragons?
907. Unicorns?
908. Gollums?
909. Santa?
910. The Easter Bunny?
911. The Tooth Fairy?
912. Pixies?
913. Phoenixes?
914. Elves?
915. Dwarves?
916. Mermaids?
917. Karma?
918. Immortality?
919. Do you believe in the Aztec Gods?
920. Mayan Gods?
921. Incan Gods?
922. Do you believe that each different belief creates a new reality?
923. Do you believe in life on other planets?
924. Do you believe in parallel universes?
925. Do you believe that black holes are time portals?
926. Do you believe in Eternity?
927. Do you believe in evolution?
928. Do you believe in life after death?
929. What happens to us after we die?
930. Do you believe in superheroes?
931. Super villains?
932. Do you believe in Fate?
933. That everything has a purpose?
934. Do you believe that everything revolves around money?
935. Sex?
936. Love?
937. Success?
938. Making yourself happy?
939. Making others happy?
940. Religion?
941. Politics?
942. Do you believe in miracles?
943. Angels?
944. Demons?
945. Ghosts?
946. Do you believe there’s a someone for everyone?
947. Do you believe in true, selfless happiness?
948. Do you believe in selflessness at all?
949. Do you believe that wishing for something can make it happen?
950. Do you believe that the means justify the ends?
951. Do you believe that anything can happen?
This Or That
952. Pie or cake?
953. Pie or 3.14159…?
954. Chocolate or vanilla?
955. Black or white?
956. Ceiling or floor?
957. Couch or bed?
958. Cough or sneeze?
959. On or off?
960. Closed or open?
961. Brush or comb?
962. Long or short?
963. Big or small?
964. Wet or dry?
965. Under or over?
966. Top or bottom?
967. Fly or fall?
968. Smile or frown?
969. Tears of joy or tears of sorrow?
970. Hot or cold?
971. Warm or cool?
972. Rough or smooth?
973. Cat or dog?
974. Snake or bird?
975. Shark or T-Rex?
976. Past or present?
977. Science fiction or fantasy?
978. Dull or sharp?
979. Live forever or die young?
980. Books or television?
981. Jump or skip?
982. Fast or slow?
983. Run or walk?
984. Guy or girl?
985. Disney or Warner Brothers?
986. Belle or Jasmine?
987. Gaston or Cruella Deville?
988. Food or friends?
989. Colors or black and white?
990. Cute or pretty?
991. Good or evil?
992. Fruits or vegetables?
993. Milk or juice?
994. Hot chocolate or ginger ale?
995. Beer or wine?
996. Movies or cartoons?
997. Pillow or blanket?
998. Moon or stars?
999. Sky or sea?
1000. Explode or implode?

SURVEY: Please do my QUICK and EASY survey!! PLZZZZZZ!!!?

The Basics
1. First name
2. Age
3. Gender
4. Happy with it?
5. The current time is?
6. Eye color
7. Happy with it?
8. If not, what would you change it to?
9. Hair color
10. Happy with it?
11. If not, what would you change it to?
12. Hair length
13. Hair style
14. Have you ever dyed your hair?
15. What color?
16. Do you dye your hair frequently?
17. Has it ever gotten damaged?
18. Are you clean-shaven?
19. What’s your body type?
20. Are your fingers long and slender, short and fat, or somewhere in between?
21. Thin or full lips?
22. Thin hair, thick hair, or somewhere in between?
23. Have you ever had lice?
24. How old were you?
25. Nicknames
26. Happy with them?
27. Aliases
28. What made you choose them?
29. If you were born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be?
30. Think of the situation above. What would you want your name to be?
31. If you had a choice, would you drop your last name?
32. What heritage does your first name imply?
33. Middle name
34. Last name
35. Place of birth
36. Date of birth
37. Nationality
38. Were you named after anyone?
39. Who?
40. What side of the family does your name come from?
41. Did your parents immigrate?
42. How about your grandparents?
43. Your great grandparents?
44. Farther back into your family?
45. Where did they emigrate from?
46. Where did they immigrate to?
47. Skin color
48. What’s your facial structure like?
49. Height
50. Happy with it?
51. Weight
52. Happy with it?
53. How old are your parents?
54. What’s your father’s name?
55. Your mother’s?
56. Do you have any siblings?
57. How old are they?
58. What are their names?
59. Do you get along with your family?
60. Do you wish they were different?
61. Were you ever abused by any member of your family?
62. Were you ever betrayed by a member of your family?
63. Did your family ever disown any other member of your family?
64. If so, why?
65. Who do you get along with most?
Favorites
66. Color
67. Month
68. Year
69. Decade
70. Century
71. Millennium
72. Animal
73. Movie
74. Book
75. River
76. Lake
77. Ocean
78. Country
79. City
80. State
81. Province
82. Place to go in your neighborhood
83. Person
84. Relative
85. Pet
86. Actor
87. Actress
88. Celebrity
89. Musician
90. Singer
91. Band
92. Movie genre
93. Book genre
94. Play genre
95. Play
96. Musical
97. Poem
98. Writer
99. Song
100. Sport
101. Drink
102. Food
103. Brand of cereal
104. Candy bar
105. Disney princess
106. Disney prince
107. Disney villain
108. Disney character
109. CD
110. Director
111. Videogame
112. Computer game
113. Game
114. Board game
115. Word game
116. Clothing style
117. Truth or dare question
118. Fairy tale
119. Lullaby
120. Holiday
121. Mythological creature
122. Miscellaneous item
123. Storybook character
124. Movie character
125. Play character
126. Musical character
127. College
128. Football team
129. Soccer team
130. Tennis player
131. Hockey team
132. Basketball team
133. Baseball team
134. Swimmer
135. Track star
136. Vegetable
137. Fruit
138. Toothpaste brand
139. Type of computer
140. Medication
141. Poison
142. Type of sword
143. Type of gun
144. Planet
145. Space feature
146. Breed of cat
147. Dog
148. Spider
149. Fish
150. Penguin
151. Species of crustacean
152. Arachnid
153. Insect
154. Pair of socks
155. Scooby-Doo character
156. Spongebob Squarepants character
157. Quote
158. Adage
159. President
160. Astrological sign
161. Chinese zodiac sign
162. Number
163. Short story
164. Word
165. Definition
166. Time period
167. Dictionary brand
168. Series of books
169. Publishing company
170. Illustrator
171. Artist
172. Childhood story
173. Childhood memory
174. Facial expression
175. Serial killer
176. Medieval torture device
177. Instrument
178. Brand of chocolate
179. Candy
180. Brand of candy
181. Time of day
182. Codename Amour and Adori use
183. Letter
184. Inside joke
185. Joke
186. Scent
187. Onomatopoeia
188. Alliteration
Dislikes
189. Least favorite color
190. Animal
191. Number
192. President
193. Actor
194. Actress
195. Director
196. Celebrity
197. Artist
198. Illustrator
199. Poet
200. Writer
201. Band
202. Musician
203. Singer
204. Food
205. Fruit
206. Vegetable
207. Candy
208. Candy bar
209. Brand of chocolate
210. Skittles flavor
211. Month
212. Year
213. Decade
214. Century
215. Millennium
216. Era
217. Time period
218. Battle of the Civil War
219. War
220. Battle of WWII
221. Battle of American Revolution
222. Genius
223. Genus of plant
224. Flower
225. Tree
226. Hair color
227. Eye color
228. Fairy tale
229. Disney princess
230. Disney villain
231. Disney prince
232. Movie character
233. Play character
234. Book character
235. Musical character
236. Play
237. Musical
238. Person
239. Brand of cereal
240. Brand of battery
241. Mental illness
242. Medication
243. Serial killer
244. Poison
245. Type of sword
246. Type of gun
247. Toothpaste brand
248. Scent
249. Taste
250. Sound
251. Sexual position
252. Article of clothing
The Ideal Mate
253. Hair color
254. Hair length
255. Hair style
256. Eye color
257. Skin color
258. Any makeup?
259. Clothing style
260. Shy or outgoing?
261. Happy or depressed?
262. Funny or serious?
263. Abusive or kind?
264. Respectful or perverted?
265. Completely describe their personality
266. Ideal height
267. Ideal weight
268. Body type
269. Completely describe their appearances
270. This is another space if you need it
271. Cup size or condom size
272. Masochistic or sadistic?
273. Conformist or nonconformist?
274. Artistic or athletic?
275. Intellectual or unintelligent?
276. Complex or simple?
277. What would their hobbies be?
278. Interests?
279. Obsessions
280. Would they hug you often?
281. Kiss you often?
282. Would they frequently tell you that they loved you?
283. Have you already found your ideal mate?
284. Or as close as someone can get?
285. Would you have sex often, never, or sometimes?
286. Are you in love?
287. What will you do together?
288. Your ideal date
289. Your ideal wedding
290. How many kids?
291. What will their names be?
292. What do you think they would look like?
293. Will you even have kids?
294. If not, why?
295. Will you even get married?
296. If no, why?
297. Are you taken or single?
What Do You Think Of…
298. Ugly people?
299. Pretty people?
300. Bald people?
301. Scrawny African children?
302. Religion?
303. Politics?
304. Abortion?
305. Church?
306. Separation of church and state?
307. Blondes?
308. Brunettes?
309. Redheads?
310. Mainstream rock?
311. Abercrombie?
312. Pop music?
313. Classic rock?
314. Role-playing?
315. Emo music?
316. Ignorance?
317. Stupidity?
318. Mental retardation?
319. Friends?
320. Disrespect?
321. Immaturity?
322. Republicans?
323. Democrats?
324. George W. Bush?
325. Your mom?
326. This survey?
327. Painted walls?
328. Drugs?
329. Alcohol?
330. Prostitution?
331. Premarital sex?
332. Teenage sex?
333. People?
334. Your classmates?
335. Your co-workers?
336. Your school?
337. Your family?
338. My family?
339. Your mental health?
340. My mental health?
341. Falling asleep holding a stuffed animal?
342. Your life?
343. My life?
344. The color green?
345. Pickles?
346. Food?
347. Electricity?
348. Niagara falls?
349. Cataracts?
350. Bridges?
351. Braces?
352. Dictionaries?
353. Television?
354. Fairy tales?
355. Hollywood?
356. MTV?
Currently
357. What are you feeling?
358. Smelling?
359. Seeing?
360. Hearing?
361. Doing?
362. Who are you talking to online?
363. On the phone?
364. What room of the house are you in?
365. Bored?
366. Do you look nice?
367. What are you wearing?
368. Are you eating anything?
369. Drinking anything?
370. What’s your heart rate?
371. BMI?
372. What brand of shoes are you wearing?
373. What are you wishing for?
374. What are you worried about?
375. Sad about?
376. Happy about?
377. Angry about?
378. Serious about?
379. Laughing about?
380. Talking about?
381. Typing about?
Friends
382. Who are your friends?
383. Your best friends?
384. Who do you hang out with most?
385. Who do you treat the best?
386. Who treats you the best?
387. Do you even have friends?
388. If so, why are you taking this survey?
389. Who’s the funny one?
390. The smart one?
391. The depressed one?
392. The punk?
393. The goth?
394. The prep?
395. The jock?
396. The outcast?
397. The stupid one?
398. The one who you think will kill someone one day?
399. The annoying one?
400. The hyper one?
401. The oblivious one?
402. The romantic?
403. The pervert?
404. The content one?
405. The liar?
406. The cheapskate?
407. The ominous one?
408. The disrespectful one?
409. The abusive one?
410. The hot one?
411. The ugly one?
412. The one that hates you?
413. The one that hates you, but hangs out with you anyway?
414. The back-up one?
415. The fighter?
416. The lover?
417. The hippie?
418. The druggie?
419. The alcoholic?
420. The one that’s recovering?
421. The one that’s in jail?
422. The one that is most likely to be in jail?
423. The one that’s going to be executed?
424. The most likely to be murdered?
425. The most likely to be committed to a mental hospital?
426. The most likely to stay there forever?
427. The normal one?
428. The conformist?
429. The nonconformist?
430. The masochistic one?
431. The sadistic one?
432. The weird one?
433. The musical one?
434. The artistic one?
435. The perfect one?
436. The literary genius?
437. The fugitive?
438. The juvenile delinquent?
439. The Jewish one?
440. The Christian one?
441. The Buddhist one?
442. The Muslim one?
443. The Hindu one?
444. The Catholic one?
445. The Wiccan one?
446. The atheist?
447. The agnostic?
448. The cutter?
449. The anorexic one?
450. The bulimic one?
451. The skinny one?
452. The thin one?
453. The fat one?
454. The obese one?
455. The Satanic one?
Have You Ever
456. Gone on a cruise?
457. Beaten someone up?
458. Been beaten up?
459. Bullied someone?
460. Been bullied?
461. Attempted suicide?
462. Attempted murder?
463. Nearly died?
464. Broken the law?
465. Stolen something?
466. Had an abortion?
467. Known the president?
468. Had an affair with the president?
469. Met a famous person?
470. Gotten drunk?
471. Gotten high?
472. Had masochistic sex?
473. Had an affair?
474. Been out of the country?
475. Out of state?
476. Out of your town?
477. Written a poem?
478. A story?
479. A novel?
480. A song?
481. Gotten published?
482. Written a love poem?
483. Story?
484. Novel?
485. Song?
486. Said that you hated the world?
487. Finished school?
488. Flunked a grade?
489. Flunked a test?
490. Flunked a subject?
491. Read a book for enjoyment?
492. Bungee jumped?
493. Skydived?
494. Danced?
495. Been to a dance?
496. Scuba dived?
497. Broken a bone?
498. Gotten a nose bleed?
499. Had an orgasm?
500. Suffered from psychosis?
501. Wished you could get away with something?
502. Thought of killing someone?
503. Thought of killing yourself?
504. Saved someone’s life?
505. Saved your own?
506. Gone to the beach?
507. Gone fishing?
508. Gone to an island?
509. Died in a dream?
510. Had a dream that came true?
511. Kissed someone in the rain?
512. Gotten pregnant?
513. Eaten calamari?
514. Lobster?
515. Helped anybody during the holidays?
516. Helped a stranger?
517. Kissed a stranger?
518. Hugged a stranger?
519. Had sex with a stranger?
520. Found a lost wallet?
521. Felt bad about not returning it?
522. Been in a car accident?
523. Caused a car accident?
524. Driven over 100 mph?
525. Been caught driving over 100 mph?
526. Bitten someone?
527. Been bitten by someone?
Can You
528. Kiss your elbow?
529. Touch your nose with your tongue?
530. Stick your fist in your mouth?
531. Touch your toes?
532. Give away money?
533. Marry a family member?
534. Hire an assassin?
535. Get a hold of drugs?
536. Alcohol?
537. Stay up all night?
538. Stay up for 3 nights?
539. Finish this survey?
540. Swim?
541. Draw well?
542. Sing well?
543. Write well?
544. Eat a box of chocolates in an hour?
545. Eat an entire package of Oreos in a half an hour?
546. Without milk?
547. Predict the future?
Would You Ever
548. Sacrifice everything for a friend?
549. A lover?
550. Give your life for a friend?
551. A lover?
552. Give your life to save a stranger’s?
553. Post yourself having sex up on the Internet?
554. Sell yourself?
555. Have cyber sex?
556. Real sex?
557. With who?
558. Lie to a friend?
559. Lie to your parents?
560. Lie to a lover?
561. Steal from your parents?
562. Hug them in public?
563. Blow up your house?
564. Abuse someone?
565. Use someone?
566. Recommend this survey to a friend?
Would You Ever Be
567. A fireman?
568. Policeman?
569. Serial killer?
570. Doctor?
571. Surgeon?
572. Prostitute?
573. Playboy model?
574. Writer?
575. Artist?
576. Musician?
577. Assassin?
578. Ninja?
579. Soldier?
580. President?
581. Darth Vader?
582. Pilot?
583. Mortician?
584. Forensic scientist?
585. Detective?
586. Lawyer?
587. Drug-dealer?
588. Pirate?
589. Box-carrier?
590. Store clerk?
591. Banker?
592. Criminal?
593. Target?
594. Professional wrestler?
595. Tennis player?
596. Rapper?
597. Country singer?
598. Pop star?
599. Actor?
600. Plastic surgeon?
Why?
601. Is the sky blue?
602. Is the world round?
603. Is the world unfair?
604. Are most people selfish?
605. Impolite?
606. Disrespectful?
607. Conforming?
608. Are there religions?
609. Theories?
610. Opinions?
611. Are humans so intelligent?
612. Do we need air?
613. Do we age?
614. Do we die?
615. Can’t pigs fly?
616. Is there cheddar cheese in the world?
617. Swiss?
618. American?
619. Are you taking this?
When Was The Last Time
620. You brushed your teeth?
621. Took a shower?
622. Ate?
623. Drank?
624. Drank an alcoholic beverage?
625. Took a pill?
626. Smoked?
627. You got your photograph taken?
628. You got caught doing something bad?
629. Had sex?
630. Dyed your hair?
631. Hurt someone physically?
632. Hurt someone emotionally?
633. Did your homework?
634. Hung out with your friends?
635. Got drunk?
636. Got high?
637. Said: bye, text me?
638. Took a survey?
639. Won a contest?
640. Went out on a date?
641. Had a strong sexual drive?
Word Association
642. Bed
643. Curtains
644. Lights
645. Music
646. Candles
647. Closet
648. Door
649. Window
650. Onomatopoeia
651. Dog
652. Cat
653. Egypt
654. Corey
655. Mirror
656. Case
657. Cage
658. Cave
659. Nutella
660. Bird
661. Bear
662. Death
663. Life
664. White
665. Black
666. Personality
667. Pickle
668. Dilemma
669. Love
670. Liberal
671. Conservative
672. Ball
673. Moderate
674. Inept
Odd Questions
675. What color is the bottom of your tongue?
676. Your foot?
677. Do you have any medical problems concerning feet?
678. Do you secretly fantasize about George W. Bush?
679. Do you chew on your homework?
680. Pencils?
681. Do you read the dictionary?
682. Encyclopedia?
683. Atlas?
684. Road map?
685. Do you memorize random facts?
686. Do you stalk anyone?
687. Does anyone stalk you?
688. Do you cut the grass with a pair of scissors?
689. Do you dust your lawn?
690. Do you collect dust?
691. Why does lint accumulate in belly buttons?
692. Have you ever thought of becoming a prostitute?
693. Do you wish prostitution was legal?
694. Do you use lotion on your feet?
695. Do you have problems with Canadians?
696. Mexicans?
697. Americans?
698. The French?
699. The English?
700. Have you ever played a kazoo?
701. Have you ever shot someone?
702. Something?
703. How many pairs of underwear do you own?
704. Jeans?
705. What ring size are you?
706. Belt size?
707. Have you ever gotten anything amputated?
708. Do you have a calendar from 2001 hanging in your room?
709. Do you eat a lot?
710. Do you get excited over cameras?
711. Do you have a strange obsession with pickles?
712. Poison?
713. Knives?
714. Cheese?
715. Penguins?
716. Bald people?
717. Scrawny African children?
718. Midgets?
719. Pirates?
720. Corny jokes?
721. Are you a virgin?
722. Are you a hermaphrodite?
723. Do you tie string to your teeth?
724. Do you bite yourself?
725. Cut yourself?
726. Do you get cold sores often?
727. Do you have a cold right now?
728. Do you suffer from chronic migraines?
729. Do you like to touch sharp objects?
730. Do you have a twitching problem?
731. Are you homicidal?
732. What do you do on the computer?
733. Anything your parents should know about?
734. Are you happy with your life?
735. Is everybody else happy with your life?
736. Do you like 100% white grape juice?
737. Do you honestly believe that trees are, in fact, green?
738. How big is the universe?
739. What’s the logic behind your answer?
740. How many hours of sleep do you get every night?
741. What do you dream about?
742. Anything your parents should know about?
743. Do you fall for Internet advertisements?
744. Do you enjoy bungee jumping?
745. Do you have AIM?
746. MSN?
747. YIM?
748. A Neopets account?
749. A Vampirefreaks account?
750. A Quizilla account?
751. A Bzoink account?
752. Do you watch bugs crawl on the floor?
753. Do you follow the bugs that crawl on the floor?
754. Do you get attacked by ladybugs?
755. Are you scared of everything that breathes?
756. Doesn’t breathe?
757. Are you scared of anything at all?
758. What?
759. Which cardinal direction do you like best?
760. Are you aware that a cardinal direction is not a reference to a red bird?
761. Do you have a life?
762. Do you have a microphone on your computer?
763. A webcam?
764. A scanner?
765. A printer?
766. A cordless mouse?
767. Does your mouse light up?
768. Are you scared of mice?
769. What kind of computer do you have?
770. Were you ever physically abused?
771. Verbally?
772. Sexually?
773. Do you wish you were a fish?
774. A cat?
775. A dog?
776. Do you have a cell phone?
777. What kind is it?
778. Do you weasel out of things?
779. Do your teachers like you?
780. Do your parents like you?
781. Do your siblings like you?
782. Does karma, if it exists, love you?
783. Did you have a tail when you were born?
784. Do you enjoy school?
785. Do you sleep under or over the covers?
786. Do you sleep in a bed?
787. Do you catch yourself floating at times?
788. Are you a packrat?
789. Do you know HTML or CSS?
790. Do you find yourself chewing on anything your fingers have touched?
791. Do you shy away from social situations?
792. Are you obsessed with shiny things?
793. Are you at least attracted to them?
794. Do you know what you’re going to get for the holidays?
795. Do you smash guitars or any other type of instrument?
796. Do you label other people?
797. Are you proud?
798. Do you like scrambled eggs?
How Bad Can I Make You Look?
799. Do you wash your hands frequently?
800. Do you wet the bed?
801. What age did you stop?
802. Is that age older than you are now?
803. Do you lie a lot?
804. Do you forget to brush your teeth frequently?
805. Brush your hair?
806. Do you use deodorant?
807. Do you masturbate?
808. How often?
809. Are you an alcoholic?
810. A druggie?
811. Do you drink illegally?
812. Do you wear underwear?
813. Do you change your underwear frequently?
814. Are you a coward?
815. A loser?
816. An idiot?
817. Do you chat speak?
818. Are you a bad friend?
819. Are you untrustworthy?
820. Unreliable?
821. Do you pick your nose?
822. Are you imperfect?
823. Do you think you are perfect?
824. Ugly?
825. Do you have bad hair?
826. A big nose?
827. Are you shallow?
828. Greedy?
829. Do you tell people you love them just to get what you want?
830. Do you have any talents?
831. Do you burp often?
832. Are you good at it?
833. Are you impolite?
834. Disrespectful?
835. Sadistic?
836. Are you a pansy?
837. Are you a conformist?
838. Do you buy your non-conformist clothing at Hot Topic like all of your non-conformist friends?
839. Do you feel that every band you used to like before they became successful has sold out?
840. Are you a fan of George W. Bush?
841. Do you have buck teeth?
842. Acne?
843. Mental illnesses?
844. Are you fake?
845. Do you wear makeup, a push-up bra, lifts in your shoes or dye your hair?
846. If yes, do you want to reconsider your answer to 844?
847. Does your breath smell?
848. Do you have a strong body odor?
849. Does the amount of perfume or cologne your wear constitute a strong body odor?
850. Do you have bad teeth?
851. Are the good teeth you have technically ‘your’ teeth?
852. Do you have a bull ring through your nose?
853. Are you overweight?
854. Are you lying?
855. Do you realize that there is a difference between an ‘athletic’ body build and slightly overweight?
856. Are you anorexic?
857. Bulimic?
858. Do you have a piercing in an inappropriate spot on your body?
859. Would your parents say that you have a piercing in an inappropriate spot on your body?
860. Do you have a tattoo on your lower back right above your waistline?
861. Is it a tribal design, butterfly or oriental symbol?
862. If yes, do you want to reconsider your answer to 837?
863. Do you have a tattoo in an inappropriate spot on your body?
864. Is it in a spot that is going to sag in 15 years?
865. Are you a wannabe?
866. Do you get bad grades?
867. What’s your IQ level?
868. Are you a bad guesser?
869. Are you slow?
870. Do you just not realize that you are slow?
871. Are you bad at reading people?
872. Are you too nice for your own good?
873. Do you have a lot of friends?
874. Do your ‘friends’ agree with you?
875. Do you give in easily?
876. Are you stubborn?
877. Did you give the same answer for 875 and 876?
878. If so, do you want to reconsider your answer to 869?
879. Are you annoying?
880. Do you enjoy talking about gross, disturbing things?
881. Are you a necrophilliac?
882. Are you incestual?
883. Is your room messy?
884. Do you make fun of other people?
885. Do you respect your body?
886. Are you arrogant?
887. Do you have low self-esteem?
888. Are you unique?
889. Are your hands clammy?
890. Are you short?
891. Are you freakishly tall?
892. Do you like Simple Plan?
Beliefs
893. Do you believe in God?
894. Do you believe in magic?
895. True love?
896. Heaven?
897. Hell?
898. Satan?
899. The Lord and Lady?
900. The Goddess?
901. The Greek Gods or Goddesses?
902. The Pagan Gods or Goddesses?
903. Are you an atheist?
904. Agnostic?
905. Do you believe in fairies?
906. Dragons?
907. Unicorns?
908. Gollums?
909. Santa?
910. The Easter Bunny?
911. The Tooth Fairy?
912. Pixies?
913. Phoenixes?
914. Elves?
915. Dwarves?
916. Mermaids?
917. Karma?
918. Immortality?
919. Do you believe in the Aztec Gods?
920. Mayan Gods?
921. Incan Gods?
922. Do you believe that each different belief creates a new reality?
923. Do you believe in life on other planets?
924. Do you believe in parallel universes?
925. Do you believe that black holes are time portals?
926. Do you believe in Eternity?
927. Do you believe in evolution?
928. Do you believe in life after death?
929. What happens to us after we die?
930. Do you believe in superheroes?
931. Super villains?
932. Do you believe in Fate?
933. That everything has a purpose?
934. Do you believe that everything revolves around money?
935. Sex?
936. Love?
937. Success?
938. Making yourself happy?
939. Making others happy?
940. Religion?
941. Politics?
942. Do you believe in miracles?
943. Angels?
944. Demons?
945. Ghosts?
946. Do you believe there’s a someone for everyone?
947. Do you believe in true, selfless happiness?
948. Do you believe in selflessness at all?
949. Do you believe that wishing for something can make it happen?
950. Do you believe that the means justify the ends?
951. Do you believe that anything can happen?
This Or That
952. Pie or cake?
953. Pie or 3.14159…?
954. Chocolate or vanilla?
955. Black or white?
956. Ceiling or floor?
957. Couch or bed?
958. Cough or sneeze?
959. On or off?
960. Closed or open?
961. Brush or comb?
962. Long or short?
963. Big or small?
964. Wet or dry?
965. Under or over?
966. Top or bottom?
967. Fly or fall?
968. Smile or frown?
969. Tears of joy or tears of sorrow?
970. Hot or cold?
971. Warm or cool?
972. Rough or smooth?
973. Cat or dog?
974. Snake or bird?
975. Shark or T-Rex?
976. Past or present?
977. Science fiction or fantasy?
978. Dull or sharp?
979. Live forever or die young?
980. Books or television?
981. Jump or skip?
982. Fast or slow?
983. Run or walk?
984. Guy or girl?
985. Disney or Warner Brothers?
986. Belle or Jasmine?
987. Gaston or Cruella Deville?
988. Food or friends?
989. Colors or black and white?
990. Cute or pretty?
991. Good or evil?
992. Fruits or vegetables?
993. Milk or juice?
994. Hot chocolate or ginger ale?
995. Beer or wine?
996. Movies or cartoons?
997. Pillow or blanket?
998. Moon or stars?
999. Sky or sea?
1000. Explode or implode?

Why didn’t he call me?

I met a really hot guy at a bar last Saturday night and ended up going back to his place with him…(we didn’t have sex). The next morning he had to be up early to go to a football game. I gave him my number and he texted me while he was at the game asking if I wanted to come over again to watch a movie later that night. I told him I had a family party to go to but I might stop by later…which I did.

I talked to him once during the week, and suggested we hang out again sometime.

He texted me Friday night (a Hangover movie quote because we do that back and forth…haha) at around 8pm. He texted again at around 11:30 asking me to meet up with him and his friends at the bar we originally met at. I told him no because I wasn’t in the area, and that if he wanted to hang out with me, he would have to ask before 11:30. He told me I was right and apologized and said “let’s talk tomorrow”. He proceeded to text me until 2am little things and asked me where I was sleeping and if I was safe. He told me he should sleep at his house instead….and I told him not until he takes me out. He responded, “you tell me when and where”

Saturday morning he texted me another Hangover movie quote at around 8:30am and asking if I was still in the city. I was waiting around all day yesterday waiting for him to call me because he said “lets talk tomorrow”. He never called! I was getting antsy and decided to send him a text message saying what happened to our “talk” today? He called me a second later to say “hi” and that he just got back from dinner with a guy friend of his who I had met. He asked me if I was doing anything and I said no, just staying in tonight. We only talked for about 5 minutes….and ended the conversation weirdly. He said bye and I just hung up because I was irritated and frustrated with him.

NOW it’s sunday morning and I’m wondering what this guys deal is. Does he like me or not? Part of me wants to call him this afternoon to make plans to hang out, and another part wants to just wait it out and see if he says anything today. I hate playing these stupid games! Any advice?!?

I’m confused and would like some peoples input about this..?

Ok well, here’s my sitch and it’s all 100% complete truth, no bullsauce..
(I’m just going to say, first, that the only reason I’m asking this on the internet, is because I kind of can’t with anyone else right now that I know. So I’m looking for people to help that are mature and maybe relate to this.)

So I’m sexually confused. (Still can’t believe I’m doing this but..)
Yeah a lot of people are, were, can be, but this is me so>>

I’m in my final year of high school, and I have been around the darkest blocks. There is not I really have not done. I Have been out of drugs for 2 years, I don’t party, I am an 85%+ average student, and just recently became a little more introverted, as in I don’t even go to parties and it’s hard to go anywhere in my city without bumping into someone I know, which makes me uncomfortable cause of my issue.

The big thing is, I think I’m attracted to males, just not, down to base sexually. I have had sex with multiple girls, and dated them, but now the thought just seems very weird and UN-interesting. When I think of getting “cuddly” with a guy it makes me smile, or even just a light kiss. I have kissed a guy before at a party, but I was drunk and these girls made us do it so they would do it (I know immature) but it still seems more natural to me, when I think about it today, instead of kissing a female. Yet, when I think about making out with a guy, or having sex, the thought puzzles me out, but it could just be from having no experience. I’m not into the ripped guy, with the lisp and the “queer eye” look, but just like a Kieran Culkin kind-of guy, or Cillian Murphy (which I think is soo cute/attractive).

Now, before anyone says, “come out of the closet”, I think that is just a stupid quote and choice of words. Both my parents are very supportive, and when my mom and I watch movies, I’m kind of out with it, like, “oh he has nice eyes”, or “he’s really attractive”. Yet, I can’t come to grip with just saying, Hey, you know, I’m gay, or at least I think I am. My mother has asked me if I was before and I kind of gave her the raised eyebrow and said “no”. My dad even jokes sometimes by teasing me with names, and I get, “You’re so gay” sometimes, which I know is just a joke, but getting more of it. Both parents are psychiatric nurses, fyi.
Now, I am not an unpopular teenager, for a lot of people know me, but I don’t have any of those friends where I just go up to and say, “hey can we talk..yadda blah blah”, and I seem to be more comfortable talking to other males about random topics, than females.
I’m also one of those people, who just don’t believe in honest comments. Lol. Like my family always has to put out about “how good looking I am” when I think it just not worth saying at the moment (like introducing me to people), and even girls have complimented. Sometimes, I think I am a girl! Like, I HATE, bad hair days, when my hair doesn’t do what I want with it, and before I go out for the day I have to ask my mom “Does it look ok?”.

So like, for people actually reading this, and are remotely interested in giving me your personal opinion, thank you. Other people looking to crack a joke, I do not reeeally care because I LOVE internet trolls. Especially funny ones.

So, what am I? What should I do? Don’t say Bi Curious, because I think I got that, and don’t say, just come out, ok? thanks. x

Has Europe lost it?

keen chronicler has listed the following among what is ailing the so-called advanced countries: “… An imperiled ecology, irremediable pollution of atmosphere and oceans. A deepening suspicion of authority, distrust of established institutions, breakdown of family ties, decline of community, erosion of religious commitment, contempt for law, disregard for tradition, ethical and moral confusion, cultural ignorance, artistic chaos, and aesthetic uncertainty. Deteriorating cities, megalopolitan sprawls, stifling ghettoes, overcrowding, traffic congestion, untreated sewage, smog and soot, budget insolvency, inadequate schools, mounting illiteracy, declining university standards, dehumanizing welfare systems, police brutality, overcrowded hospitals, clogged court calendars, inhuman prisons, racial injustice, sex discrimination, poverty, crime and vandalism, and fear. The growth of loneliness, powerlessness, insecurity, anxiety, anomie, boredom, bewilderment, alienation, rudeness, suicide, mental illness, alcoholism, drug usage, divorce, violence, and sexual dysfunction.” – KirkPatrick Sale, quoted in ‘The Death of Industrial Civilization’, by Joel Jay Kassiola, State University of New York Press, pp.5-6.

It is not of a question of if but when Europe would have lost it. China and India have already become more important power than ANY European country.

As the global power paradigm shift inexorably away from Europe, the central question thus becomes: Who needs Europe with all her reckless bigotry, violence, virulent racism, cynicism, unbridled greediness, selfishness, rampant arrogance, immodesty and wanton decadence?

When the baton is finally and irrevocably pass from Europe, perhaps the rest of mankind can finally leave Europe, with all her negative baggage, behind and march to build new relationship of mankind based on mutual love, respect, peace, fraternity and solidarity.